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APRIL FOOL'S DAY - A day to honor elected politicians

HOW O GOT ELECTED - as pointed out through the wisdom of Mark Twain

TAKES A FOOL - To Vote For One

TAGS: obama fool
Rating: 4.13/5

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FACT - This could have been in your pocket... but you voted for Obama. Don't repeat the same mistake. Vote him out..

WISDOM - Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

23 VACATIONS IN 4 YEARS - Because screwing the American taxpayer is hard work.

TAGS: obama dopey left democrat fool
Rating: 4.27/5

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kellyvanrijn - April 10, 2013, 8:57 pm
Actually, no. Bush only changed the venue of work. Obama literally goes on vacation with his family and hangs out at the beach, or slopes, or whatever. Big difference.
PapaFox - April 10, 2013, 7:46 pm
And everywhere he goes his entire retinue goes with him. So when it's a Republican, it's okay, when it's a Democrat, it's not. Your double standard is a bit obvious there.
kellyvanrijn - April 10, 2013, 6:11 pm
Of course not. The difference is Bush went to Crawford, TX on working vacations. Obama plays golf in Hawaii. Or sight sees in France. Or skis in Colorado. Your comment is irrelevant.
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 11:54 pm
Hate to stick up for Bush but you put me in that position. Bush went to his ranch, Obama travels the world and it costs much more. Not cool in times like these. Now, I need to go wash.
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 9:17 pm
Bush spend a third of his presidency on vacation, more than any other president. Did you complain then?

YEAH, YOU... - Your opinion is worthless, we rule the world.

IT'S "CORPS", NOT "CORPSE" - Got it, Mr. president?

ACTIONS - Have Consequences. Voting for Presidents and National figures is not a popularity contest, nor are we voting for rock stars. Its about leadership and integrity

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - P.T. Barnum was right.

ECCLESIASTES 10:2 - "The heart of the wise man sways to the right. The heart of the fool sways to the left."


THIS GUY - Puts the "con" in neocon



Shrill-ary Clinton -

TAGS: hillary clinton vile fool liberal
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - May 18, 2013, 3:44 pm



TAGS: biden fool
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 13, 2012, 7:56 am
5L! keep em up, keep em simple.


STEVE FORBES " IN WASHINGTON, [BE] A FAILURE AND YOU MOVE UPWARD.” - I wish Bernanke had gone to Martha’s Vineyard with the president and stayed there.

PLEASE. DO GO ON… - Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

fooled again -

PATRIOTISM RULES - Socialism drools.

THE WASHINGTON FOOLS - The new NBA franchise. You can't be a member of this team unless you are a Democrat or a RINO.

THE CLOWN - is sinking like a rock.


Prophetic -

ALL MOAMMAR NEEDS TO DO... - Is respect elections and work with the opposition, just like Barack Obama doesn't!

FOOL US ONCE.... - Wasn't the first stimulus supposed to create lots of shovel-ready jobs, to rebuild infrastructure? How are we supposed to believe this time you will make good on your promises?

TAGS: fool me once
Rating: 3.63/5

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A LOT MORE THAN FLIES - Will not be fooled in November 2012!

NEW WORLD ORDER?!? - You fools will believe anything!

TAGS: nwo pity the fools
Rating: 3.22/5

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PapaFox - January 16, 2013, 10:17 am
Never watched the show. But "Pity the fool" is appropriate to the subject.
foxrecon19d - January 15, 2013, 11:27 pm
JEEZ!!! PF!!! C'mon!!! Your poster boy for anti-assault rifles is a founding member of the A-TEAM??? Have you lost your mind??
foxrecon19d - January 15, 2013, 11:22 pm
psstttt...hey PF!!! Your poster boy was a founding member of the A-TEAM!Assault weapons and explosives...that kind of thing... shhhhh.... wouldn't want to expose yourself as a typical left wing liberal hypocrite, right?
PapaFox - January 15, 2013, 5:11 pm
Nah, the NWO is the thing that the Paranoia Squad needs a**ault rifles to protect themselves from.
foxrecon19d - January 15, 2013, 4:56 pm
New World Order??? Wasn't that something the Democrats came up with when George Bush took office? I guess it's only a new world order when a Republican is president.
Rudedog - January 15, 2013, 10:59 am
Obama's lies and empty rhetoric, you keep believing.


ITS ALL ABOUT ME! - I Am A Multimillionaire, Worship Me, Look How Great I Am, Now Grovel At My Feet. Vote For Me So I Can Make My Dad Proud.

TAGS: romney rich classless fool republican
Rating: 1.67/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 10:25 pm
SethMythrax - September 29, 2012, 7:19 pm
Accomplishing A Wrong given To His Father is more like it. This is more about makin a wrong dished out to his Father right I believe. Sorry you disagree G but many try to do things to make their Dad proud & he is doing this for his Dad I believe...
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 8:09 am
Dreams of my father? Please try again

MORON - Aww poor Mitt.... only one letter short of full Mormon standing.

TAGS: romney candidate fool
Rating: 1.62/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 20, 2012, 2:19 am
It's something to do with the time they spend waiting to see a doctor.
JGalt - October 20, 2012, 12:02 am
not unless they are registered as democrats! then multiple registrations are gracefully overlooked!
JGalt - October 20, 2012, 12:01 am
Canadians are scared that Romney's willingness to drop the tax rate to compet with other countries might result in Canada ending up with Canadians watching snowbanks melting instead of working in factories....
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:59 pm
what would Freud say about your panty fixation?
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:58 pm
We've been lied to for too many years! Time to let a businessman run things instead of a community agitator!
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:57 pm
I am a man. Is your candidate a truthful man?
JGalt - October 19, 2012, 11:56 pm
Reid is a [email protected] A-h#le
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
The war between 2 great nations adverted and then ipaprime stirs up he sheet again...jk ipa...welcome to the posts of insanity :)
ipaprime - October 16, 2012, 7:52 am
only if you vote democrat
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:33 am

See how much fun this can be when no one is yelling insults? G'night all.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:29 am
I've had it for the night too. Later
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:28 am
For a poster that sucks it sure has created some creative and witty comments...thanks all especially moo and arnnatz. Til we meet again....
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:27 am
they would make good sled dogs
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:26 am
It's a deal. We'll swap you some of our 300 pound women for a couple of them. Gonna have to rent a big a** truck to haul them up there though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:24 am

larger bre***s....it's a win, win.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:22 am

Less hairy, more muscular
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:20 am
as long as they aren't like the soviet olympic women
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am

Can't help it......We have oil (you seem to like that), Come and get it. I promise to only send our women against you.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am
I am proud to stand behind our fine men and women of the Canadian Armed Forces. All 4 of 'em. Hey do you have any idea how hard it is to get more than 5 liberals together to fight for the same cause?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:18 am
florida oranges are the size of gra**fruit everywhere else
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:17 am
I think I'd be just as leery of the chocolate ones
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:17 am

Hey Kal! Send me some oranges....
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:15 am
If we were into seals and whale blubber, we'd be on you like ugly on an ape
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:15 am

The cherry ones are the worst....I should really see a doctor.
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:14 am
Sure you can vote...we ain't checking ID...vote early and often!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:13 am

Fair fights are overrated. It's the motive behind the fight that matters.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am
Arnnatz...FYI...don't accept any "lemon" flavored ice cones from Moo...nope...even the "lime" ones are questionable!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am

Don't ask, don't tell......I am comfortable enough with my (hetero)***uality to say that.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:12 am
We don't fight fair. Did you see the shock and awe at the start of the iraq war? Where a bullet would do the trick, we bring MOABs
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:10 am
Hello!!! How did this end up being about you two! lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:10 am

You won't feel that way when they've got their knee on your spine.....or maybe you will (I get that)
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:08 am
But..but...this is me playin' nice...drats!...k' I'll be gooder ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:08 am

Hell, you could beat us in a fair fight.....But that would leave you looking like the biggest schoolyard bullies on earth.........Oh, yeah.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:07 am
maybe, but not a canadian winter, I live in the New Mexican desert. I can't handle that much cold.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:05 am
and those mountie chicks, wow!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 2:04 am
We might be tempted by artic ice snow cones or slushies though
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Well arnnatz I hope you are on the jury. You have posted intelligent feedback and have been sticking it out with me post to post. But can we do this through a Canadian court...life sentence here, no matter how long they say...never more than 7 years!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:03 am

really? That's not a fight you can win....Your beer and cigarettes suck. FIN. ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:00 am

@ Prissy. Arnnatz is one of the more level headed members here. Try to understand him, he's a decent guy.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:59 am
I think we are planning on putting off the canadian invasion for a while. What do we gain? Molson? yuck. Moosehead maybe (is that even canadian beer?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am

You might as well be speaking Chinese.....That part doesn't matter to the Canadians I know...What we care aboot is who you're going to attack next and how will it affect us.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am
Holier than thou? You REALLY don't know who you're talking about lmao!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:57 am
There are others here as well, fauxnews and australopithecus are australian and total a**es, cranky is a canadian idiot. Moo is ok, he doesn't start ****, but will respond when he feels someone is out of line. The jury is still out on you yet
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:54 am
and obama has 4 years of failure in place already. Time for something new for us
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:53 am
A Canadian foreigner...I like it! For the record...I very rarely trash talk the Americans, the politicians hellzya, but rarely the people.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:53 am
Not with this election. We have a RINO (Romney) vice an extreme lefty (Obama) The only real difference between the two is that romney has a business background and obama has, well, he was a community agitator, er, uh, organizer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:52 am

if I'm standing near a fight and someone uses pepper spray. am I an outsider?....No, I'm a victim. That's how we feel.
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:50 am
Moo(?) we can't keep it a secret any longer...it's the 8 months of frickin mind numbing cold winter!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:49 am

Maybe we comment because we care. Everything you do affects us. look at it this way..If we were pushing the worlds b***ons and you lived in NYC....would you care?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:49 am
or display a holier than thou attitude like MissPriss is doing
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:48 am
it seems like the USA has enough problems with liberals and conservatives being at each other's throats without outsiders coming in and throwing gas on the fire. Especially when they come in and start flinging crap in all directions
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 1:45 am
Our government is like a drama. I keep an eye on your politics because I prefer a good comedy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:43 am

Prissy is a Reg at Motifake, and she stays up late...She's just stating her opinion. I don't know why so many of my fellow Canadians are liberals (Maybe it's something in the water)
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:43 am
I have no problems with foreigners coming on here, but I do have an issue when they come on here and start trash talking us like they know more than we do about what we should want.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 1:38 am
I'm more curious about why, all of a sudden, canadian liberals are coming out of the woodwork and coming here. What gives?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:06 am

we want the best for the USA....and we don't want to be collateral damage. We are not pushovers, we aren't weak just because we're peaceful...Canada is a strong country. And you need us more than you might think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 1:00 am

a nuke dropped on NYC, Detroit, Seattle or Washington would kill who?.....That's our justification for giving a f***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:51 am

I thought I'd made that clear. you border us and trade with us....We have every right to an opinion on your choice for President....That's all we have a right to...opinion.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:43 am
but not enough self-respect to stay out of our politics? Don't you have enough issues with your own politics to keep you canadians busy?
MissPriss - October 16, 2012, 12:40 am
Because non-citizens have a little more self-respect than the dead and too much to vote for an American candidate.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:19 am
why not, dead people vote here, so why not non-citizens?
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 10:34 pm
Yeah...about that...even my vote can't help him...I don't think Canadian votes are considered legit in an American election. Alrighty... next?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:08 pm
Smarter than you?... You must be Joe Biden
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 10:06 pm
Guess you'll be voting for Romney then.... Thanks for playing sweetheart.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 9:47 pm
Boys! BOYS stop it! This is politics. Doesn't matter who you support or even who you are...you're never-the-less wrong! Thanks for havin' my back Moo but I ain't a scared of no lil' boys. Give me a man...one who can make a real comment. Umm... Hello?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 9:20 pm

BTW. I'm not interested in opinions from your left hand.......Stop trying to be smarter than me Groucho...you don't have a chance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 9:19 pm

I'm amused by comedy. I don't care what party is made the stooge. I'm not sure why you're interested in my panties, But they're right here in my fiancee's drawer whenever you want to get your a** handed to you. How does your SO feel about your behavior?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 9:04 pm
I said you you were amused by stupidity.... I called you a liberal.... Does it fit? My you seem to get you panties in bunch over much ado about nothing? PMS?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:17 pm

Men don't resort to name calling.....Are you a man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:16 pm

Do I need to post another explanation about the rules of this site? Do I have to use small words to explain to some of you that name calling and childish insults are not allowed?.....How many times have you been banned?....Compare that to my 0.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:12 pm

Now say something hateful so I can report you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 8:11 pm

The world is not all black and white Groucho. Grey exists. I can enjoy a joke from either side because I am objective about the real world. Also, Miss Priss is a friend.....And a better creator than you any day.
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:00 pm
Moo says he's not a lib but is amused by stupidity such as this...
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 7:59 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 7:54 pm

Well done Prissy. 5L
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:14 pm
These bigoted clowns have no problems with Harry Reid (the mormon democrat), but they have a problem with Mitt Romney being a mormon. Hypocrite much?
funnyguy88 - October 15, 2012, 7:05 pm
how UN-original

Che Che Che, Cheyn of fools -

Oh, yeaahhhhh! -

TAGS: fool aid trump kooi aid bigot travel ban
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - February 13, 2017, 12:47 pm
After eight years of drinking the Koo-Aid, left wing liberal Democrats like the creator of this meme admits for the world to see, "There is something wrong with the Kool-Aid we drank

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner -

Abe was right -

TAGS: lincoln repubs always fools
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - February 28, 2017, 6:37 pm

Mark Twain's Thoughts on Joe Biden -

obama -

president scrooge -

TAGS: fool loser obama fail taxes
Rating: 3.92/5

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Zeitguy - January 27, 2015, 7:57 pm
Debt has a point. Debt economics to pay for war or socialist programs have the same effect, making the very rich richer and making the working class and poor poorer. When being strangled, you get to pick the color of the rope, just realize you're dying.
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 8:25 am
funny story, when the government borrows money from the federal reserve to pay for stuff, it devalues the american dollar, acting as a tax on EVERY AMERICAN who has cash reserves, and artificially inflating the value of stocks and commodities.
kellyvanrijn - January 2, 2015, 11:32 am
Oh, he is Scrooge all right, to very red blooded taxpayer in the country. To democrats and their minions, he is Karl Marx or Vladimir Lenin.
Cannabal - January 2, 2015, 8:39 am
That's not what Scrooge is known for.